Feb 19

An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o’clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump.

The underwriter says, “I’ll bet you fifty bucks he doesn’t jump.”

The actuary says, “I’ll take that bet.” A few minutes later the guy jumps.

As the underwriter reaches for his wallet, the actuary says, “Never mind. It’s not fair. I saw it on the six o’clock news”.

The underwriter responds, “So did I, but I just didn’t think it would happen twice.”

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