How to tell if an insurance broker is lying
The only way to tell if a broker is lying is to check if his lips are moving. On the other hand, insurance company executives don’t lie… they really just don’t know what the the truth is!
Insurance Jokes
Insurance Jokes, sorted into categories.
Insurance Jokes
Welcome to the insurance jokes section of the web site. I am trying to assemble the largest collection of insurance humor, insurance jokes, and insurance cartoons, sorted into categories.  I hope you enjoy the site.
Managed Care CEO Asked for Charity
The chairman of a large charity noted that the wealthy CEO of a major managed care company had never given him a donation He called on the CEO in an attempt to persuade him mend his ways. “Our research shows that you made a profit of over $600,000 last year, and yet you have not …
Preventative Medicine – Cornerstone of HMO Care
A man walks into a Doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks. “You’re not eating properly,” replies the Doctor.
Insurance Claims Reviewer and IRS Agent Drowning
If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Coverage for Glucose Monitoring Strips
Insurance Companies who refuse to reimburse for Glucose Monitoring Strips Take Note! An unnamed manufacturer of blood glucose meters is about to announce the development of a major breakthrough in medical care: a new meter that can measure blood caffeine levels. This innovative device is due for release on April 1st. The “CoffeeMeter” will utilize …
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge Declaring diabetes mellitus non-existent, managed care companies nation-wide have managed to wipe out diabetes throughout the United States, it was announced today. It was explained that any patient insisting that they have diabetes will be re-diagnosed as having paranoia, and hence will be ineligible for …
Managed Care Doctors on Strike
News Flash: “Doctors at a large managed care network gone on strike.  Managed Care Officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs.”
Blind Firemen Playing Golf
An ophthalmologist, a priest and an HMO CEO were waiting to tee off at their local country club. Two guys in front of them were stumbling around, hitting balls in all directions, swinging and missing and in general holding up the whole show. The club pro happened to walk by and the three called him …
Heart Transplant for Managed Care Executive
A man walking into a hospital notices a prominent surgeon and his surgical resident down on their hands and knees digging in one of the flower beds. He goes over to them and asks, “Can I help? Did you lose something?” “No,” says one of the surgeons, “We’re about to do a heart transplant on …