Health Insurance Jokes

Jokes about health insurance.

Coverage for Glucose Monitoring Strips

Insurance Companies who refuse to reimburse for Glucose Monitoring Strips Take Note! An unnamed manufacturer of blood glucose meters is about to announce the development of a major breakthrough in medical care: a new meter that can measure blood caffeine levels. This innovative device is due for release on April 1st.  The “CoffeeMeter” will utilize …

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Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes

Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge Declaring diabetes mellitus non-existent, managed care companies nation-wide have managed to wipe out diabetes throughout the United States, it was announced today. It was explained that any patient insisting that they have diabetes will be re-diagnosed as having paranoia, and hence will be ineligible for …

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Switched from Lab Rats to Managed Care Reviewers

At a scientific research convention one researcher remarks to another, “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from lab rats to managed care reviewers for our experiments?” The other asked, “Why the switch?” “Three reasons,” he replied, “First we found that these reviewers have become far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants …

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