If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
General Insurance Jokes
Jokes about insurance issues not better covered in other categories.
Confusius Say: Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.
A traveling insurance salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday.”
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, “Do you and your husband have mutual climax?” The other woman replies, “No, I think we have State Farm.”
There’s a new insurance policy written especially for Jewish mothers. It’s called the “My Fault” policy.
Question:Â Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common? Â Answer:Â They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.