If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Confusius Say:
Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.
A traveling insurance salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday.”
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, “Do you and your husband have mutual climax?”
The other woman replies, “No, I think we have State Farm.”
There’s a new insurance policy written especially for Jewish mothers. It’s called the “My Fault” policy.
Question: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?
Answer: They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.