General Insurance Jokes

If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Confusius Say: Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.

A traveling insurance salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday.”

Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, “Do you and your husband have mutual climax?” The other woman replies, “No, I think we have State Farm.”

There’s a new insurance policy written especially for Jewish mothers. It’s called the “My Fault” policy.

Question:  Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?  Answer:  They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.