Life Insurance Salesmen’s Brains

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. The shop specialized in human brains differentiated according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Actuary’ Brains … $9/lb

Loss Control Brains … $12/lb

Underwriters’ Brains … $15/lb

Claims Adjusters’ Brains … $33/lb

Insurance Executives’ Brains … $87/lb

Life Insurance Salesmens’ Brains … $146/lb

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, “My, those insurance salesmens’ brains must be something.”

To which the butcher replied, “Are you kidding! Do you have any idea how many of them you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!”

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