Question: Why are Customer Service Reps (CSRs) like mushrooms? Answer: Because they are kept in the dark, fed a lot of crap, and when they start to grow, they get canned.
Question: How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: That depends on whether the light bulb burned alone or along with the whole house.
Question: How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: “How many did it take last year?”
Question: How many Consumer Service Reps (CSRs) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Seven. One to change the light bulb and six to stand around and complain how the insurance producers do it.
Question: How many insurance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: None. They’ll just have a customer service rep (CSR) do it.
Question: Did you hear about the insurance executive that nearly died in a horseback riding accident? Answer: He was saved when the manager of the Wal-Mart eventually came out and unplugged it.
Question: Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy? Answer: A whole life policy eventually matures.
Question: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common? Answer: They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.