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We Can Exchange Information

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“We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.” Cartoon used with permission.  See this cartoon and more great Snapshots cartoons at Jasonlove.com In the future, you may be able to entirely avoid accidents with a self-driving car and hopefully insurance rates …

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Ten Dollars a Step From this Point Forward

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“Ten Dollars a Step From this Point Forward” Cartoon used with permission.  See this cartoon and more great Snapshots cartoons at Jasonlove.com

Still Don’t Have a Diagnosis for Your Rash

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“We still don’t have a diagnosis for your rash, so we’re going to rub some more money on it and see what happens.” Cartoon used with permission.  See this cartoon and more great Snapshots cartoons at Jasonlove.com

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“One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute…” Cartoon used with permission.  See this cartoon and more great Snapshots cartoons at Jasonlove.com

No Need to Wear Your Seatbelt

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“No need to wear your seatbelt, son.  If you crash my car, you won’t want to live.” Cartoon used with permission.  See this cartoon and more great Snapshots cartoons at Jasonlove.com

Should have Bought More Insurance

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“I knew I should have bought more insurance.” Cartoon used with permission.  Cartoon copyright T. McCracken.  You can see more great cartoons at www.mchumor.com

Flight Insurance Covering Midair Bankruptcies

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“. . . and that’s a policy giving you flight insurance covering midair bankruptcies.” Cartoon used with permission.  Cartoon is copyright T. McCracken.  You can see more great cartoons at www.mchumor.com

Extinction Insurance

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“I’d like to buy extinction insurance.” Cartoon used with permission.  Cartoon copyright T. McCracken.  See more great cartoons at www.mchumor.com

Insurance after Accidents

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“You wouldn’t believe how much broom insurance is if you’ve had three measly accidents.” Cartoon used with permission.  Cartoon copyright T. McCracken.  You can see more great cartoons at www.mchumor.com

Life Insurance Plan for Cats

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“You know, you’re a very expensive employee as far as benefits go in that we have to contribute to nine life insurance plans for you.” Cartoon used with permission.  Cartoon is copyright T. McCracken.  You can see more great cartoons at www.mchumor.com

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