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Why are CSRs like mushrooms?

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Question:  Why are Customer Service Reps (CSRs) like mushrooms? Answer:  Because they are kept in the dark, fed a lot of crap, and when they start to grow, they get canned.

How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb?

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Question:  How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:  That depends on whether the light bulb burned alone or along with the whole house.

How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?

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Question:  How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:  “How many did it take last year?”

How many CSRs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Question:  How many Consumer Service Reps (CSRs) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:  Seven.  One to change the light bulb and six to stand around and complain how the insurance producers do it.

How many insurance producers to screw in a light bulb?

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Question:  How many insurance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:  None.  They’ll just have a customer service rep (CSR) do it.

Insurance executive horseback riding accident

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Question:  Did you hear about the insurance executive that nearly died in a horseback riding accident?  Answer:  He was saved when the manager of the Wal-Mart eventually came out and unplugged it.

What is the difference between a man and a whole life policy?

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Question:  Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?  Answer:  A whole life policy eventually matures.

What do a woman and insurance have in common?

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Question:  Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?  Answer:  They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.

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