Insurance Agent Jokes

I asked an insurance broker how many producers he had working for him.

He answered, “About half of them.”

Question:  What do you get when you cross a monkey with an insurance broker?

Answer:  Nothing.  There are some things that even a monkey won’t do.

Question:  Why are Customer Service Reps (CSRs) like mushrooms?

Answer:  Because they are kept in the dark, fed a lot of crap, and when they start to grow, they get canned.

Question:  How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:  That depends on whether the light bulb burned alone or along with the whole house.

Question:  How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:  “How many did it take last year?”

Question:  How many Consumer Service Reps (CSRs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer:  Seven.  One to change the light bulb and six to stand around and complain how the insurance producers do it.

Question:  How many insurance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer:  None.  They’ll just have a customer service rep (CSR) do it.

Question:  Did you hear about the insurance executive that nearly died in a horseback riding accident?

 Answer:  He was saved when the manager of the Wal-Mart eventually came out and unplugged it.