I asked an insurance broker how many producers he had working for him. He answered, “About half of them.”
Insurance Agent Jokes
Jokes about insurance agents, CSRs, and producers.
Question:Â What do you get when you cross a monkey with anÂ insurance broker? Answer:Â Nothing.Â There are some things that even a monkey won’t do.
Question:Â WhyÂ are Customer Service Reps (CSRs) like mushrooms? Answer:Â Because they are kept in the dark, fed a lot of crap, and when they start to grow, they get canned.
Question:Â How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:Â That depends on whether the light bulb burned alone or along with the whole house.
Question:Â How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:Â “How many did it take last year?”
Question:Â How many Consumer Service Reps (CSRs) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:Â Seven.Â One to change the light bulb and six to stand around and complain how the insurance producers do it.
Question:Â How many insurance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:Â None.Â They’ll just have a customer service rep (CSR) do it.
Question:Â Did you hear about the insurance executive that nearly died in a horseback riding accident? Â Answer:Â He was saved when the manager of the Wal-Mart eventually came out and unplugged it.