Auto Insurance Jokes

Jokes about Automobile Insurance, Car Insurance, and related topics.

Fire and Theft Policy with Low Premium

A casualty actuary priced an automobile “Fire and Theft” policy with an extremely low premium. When asked why it was so cheap, he said, “Who would steal a burnt car?”

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Moving from Texas to Vermont

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, “Look, I’m not stupid or anything, but what state is it in?”

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