Feb 18
Steve’s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.”
“Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn’t work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.” the agent replied.
Julie, after a pause, said, “Well, in that case, I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
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Feb 11
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?”
I said, “Fire and theft.”
Insurance agent frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the house is robbed WHILE it’s burning down.
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