Difference Between an HMO and a Battery
Question:Â What is the difference between an HMO and a battery? Answer:Â A battery has a positive side.
Jokes about health insurance.
Question:Â What is the difference between an HMO and a battery? Answer:Â A battery has a positive side.
Question: Have you heard about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Managed Care Reviewers? Answer: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands were NOT met.
Question:Â What is the difference between HMO’s and terrorists? Answer:Â You can bargain with terrorists.
Question:Â Have you seen the new home surgery kit available by mail order? Answer:Â It’s called Suture Self.
Question:Â How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb in an HMO? Â Answer:Â Only one, but it needs a pre-authorization before it can be done.
An HMO accounts clerk had a cabin in the West Virginia mountains and liked to go there for his frequent vacation times. Each summer, he would invite a different friend to spend a week or two up at his cabin. One particular summer, he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. The friend agreed. …