Managed Care CEO Asked for Charity
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
The chairman of a large charity noted that the wealthy CEO of a major managed care company had never given him a donation He called ...
Archive for the 'Health Insurance Jokes' Category
Preventative Medicine - Cornerstone of HMO Care
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his ...
Coverage for Glucose Monitoring Strips
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Insurance Companies who refuse to reimburse for Glucose Monitoring Strips Take Note!
An unnamed manufacturer of blood glucose meters is about to announce the development of ...
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes;
Endocrinologists Take the Plunge
Declaring diabetes mellitus non-existent, managed care companies nation-wide have managed to wipe out diabetes throughout the United ...
Managed Care Doctors on Strike
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
News Flash: "Doctors at a large managed care network gone on strike. Managed Care Officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon ...
Blind Firemen Playing Golf
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
An ophthalmologist, a priest and an HMO CEO were waiting to tee off at their local country club. Two guys in front of them were ...
Heart Transplant for Managed Care Executive
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
A man walking into a hospital notices a prominent surgeon and his surgical resident down on their hands and knees digging in one of the ...
Switched from Lab Rats to Managed Care Reviewers
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
At a scientific research convention one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from lab rats to managed ...
Genie Granting Wishes and HMOs Will Get Double
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
A doctor was walking on the beach and noticed an empty bottle. He kicked the bottle.
A genie suddenly came out of the bottle and said ...
Airplane About to Crash and Only Two Parachutes
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
The Pope, an HMO CEO and a student nurse are flying on an airplane. The captain comes back and says that he has some bad ...