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Insurance Claims Reviewer and IRS Agent Drowning

admin — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:03:41 +0000

If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Needing Insurance is Like Needing a Parachute

admin — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:23:23 +0000

Confusius Say:

Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.

Stranded in Hawaiian Islands

admin — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:51:19 +0000

A traveling insurance salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.

The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday.”

Mutual Climax

admin — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:09:51 +0000

Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, “Do you and your husband have mutual climax?”

The other woman replies, “No, I think we have State Farm.”

Insurance Policy for Jewish Mothers

admin — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:04:20 +0000

There’s a new insurance policy written especially for Jewish mothers. It’s called the “My Fault” policy.

What do a woman and insurance have in common?

admin — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:47:07 +0000

Question: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?

Answer: They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.