Archive for the 'General Insurance Jokes' Category

Insurance Claims Reviewer and IRS Agent Drowning

Sunday, February 25th, 2007
If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch ...

Needing Insurance is Like Needing a Parachute

Sunday, February 18th, 2007
Confusius Say: Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing it again.

Stranded in Hawaiian Islands

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
A traveling insurance salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them ...

Mutual Climax

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?" The other woman replies, "No, I ...

Insurance Policy for Jewish Mothers

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
There's a new insurance policy written especially for Jewish mothers. It's called the "My Fault" policy.

What do a woman and insurance have in common?

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Question:  Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?  Answer:  They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not ...