How to tell if an insurance broker is lying
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
The only way to tell if a broker is lying is to check if his lips are moving.
On the other hand, insurance company executives don't ...
Archive for the 'Insurance Agent Jokes' Category
Man on a Window Ledge Threatening to Jump
Monday, February 19th, 2007
An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o'clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump.
The ...
Actuary, Underwriter, and an Insurance Salesperson are Riding in a Car
Monday, February 19th, 2007
An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car.
The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot ...
A Broker, an Actuary, and an Agent are all Caught Drinking
Monday, February 19th, 2007
A broker, an actuary and an agent are all caught drinking smuggled liquor while staying in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, simply possessing alcohol is ...
I’m Almost Out of Paper
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
Several years ago, we had an underwriting trainee who was none too swift. One day, he was doing a certificate of insurance and turned to ...
You Might be in the Insurance Industry if…
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
You might be in the insurance industry if...
1. You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies.
2. Your ...
I’m Sorry but that’s not Covered
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
A client calls up his insurance agent and tells him he needs to file a claim.
The agent says "Tell me what happened?"
The client tells him ...
Getting Rid of Pigeons
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
There is a huge pigeon problem in the city - pigeon droppings are everywhere and it is a real mess. The mayor tells his staffers ...
Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Honest Insurance Salesman, and a Drunk
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest insurance salesman and a drunk were walking down a street together when, all at the same time, they spy a ...
Marry an Insurance Agent
Sunday, February 18th, 2007
A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have ...