Want to Hear an Actuary Joke?
Monday, February 19th, 2007
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an actuary joke?"
The guy next to him ...
Archive for the 'Actuary Jokes' Category
Man on a Window Ledge Threatening to Jump
Monday, February 19th, 2007
An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o'clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump.
The ...
Actuary Feels a Twinge of Chest Pain
Monday, February 19th, 2007
An actuary is walking down the corridor when he feels a twinge in his chest. Immediately, he runs to the stairwell and hurls himself down. ...
Get an Actuary to Laugh
Monday, February 19th, 2007
How do you get an actuary to laugh on a Thursday? Tell them a joke on a Monday.
Merits of Having a Mistress or a Wife
Monday, February 19th, 2007
A lawyer, an accountant and an actuary are discussing the merits of having a mistress or a wife.
The lawyer reckons it is better having a ...
How Did You Count Them so Quickly?
Monday, February 19th, 2007
An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 ...
Fire Insurance for a Wooden Leg
Monday, February 19th, 2007
A man with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his leg.
The first actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that the ...
Fire and Theft Policy with Low Premium
Monday, February 19th, 2007
A casualty actuary priced an automobile "Fire and Theft" policy with an extremely low premium. When asked why it was so cheap, he said, "Who ...
Sex by Numbers
Monday, February 19th, 2007
Actuaries are very good at numbers - so good they even do sex by numbers. They know 156 different sexual positions. They just don't know ...
Life Insurance Policies to 98 Year Olds
Monday, February 19th, 2007
When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98 year olds, the actuary replied, "According to our ...