How to tell if an insurance broker is lying
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
The only way to tell if a broker is lying is to check if his lips are moving.
On the other hand, insurance company executives don't ...
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Insurance Jokes
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Welcome to the insurance jokes section of the web site. I am trying to assemble the largest collection of insurance humor, ...
Managed Care CEO Asked for Charity
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
The chairman of a large charity noted that the wealthy CEO of a major managed care company had never given him a donation He called ...
Preventative Medicine - Cornerstone of HMO Care
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his ...
Insurance Claims Reviewer and IRS Agent Drowning
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
If a retrospective claims reviewer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch ...
Coverage for Glucose Monitoring Strips
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Insurance Companies who refuse to reimburse for Glucose Monitoring Strips Take Note!
An unnamed manufacturer of blood glucose meters is about to announce the development of ...
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes;
Endocrinologists Take the Plunge
Declaring diabetes mellitus non-existent, managed care companies nation-wide have managed to wipe out diabetes throughout the United ...
Managed Care Doctors on Strike
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
News Flash: "Doctors at a large managed care network gone on strike. Managed Care Officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon ...
Blind Firemen Playing Golf
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
An ophthalmologist, a priest and an HMO CEO were waiting to tee off at their local country club. Two guys in front of them were ...
Heart Transplant for Managed Care Executive
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
A man walking into a hospital notices a prominent surgeon and his surgical resident down on their hands and knees digging in one of the ...