Archive for the 'Life Insurance Jokes' Category

Life Insurance Policies to 98 Year Olds

Monday, February 19th, 2007
When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98 year olds, the actuary replied, "According to our ...

A Cowboy Wanted to Take Out a Life Insurance Policy

Sunday, February 18th, 2007
A cowboy wanted to take out a life insurance policy. Talking to an insurance agent about his policy, the insurance agent asked the cowboy, "Have ...

Present Value of Husband’s Policy

Sunday, February 18th, 2007
"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client. "What do you mean?" countered the woman. "If you should ...

Provide You With a New One of Comparable Worth

Sunday, February 18th, 2007
Steve's barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my ...

What is the difference between a man and a whole life policy?

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Question:  Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?  Answer:  A whole life policy eventually matures.